Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

MUST WATCH – Dem Rep. thinks spending taxpayer money is ‘giving to others’

April 25, 2012

Source: TheRightScoop

Yvette Clarke meets with Rabbis Sperlin and Slavin of the Crown Heights Jewish Community Council.

Democrat Rep. Yvette Clarke actually believes that spending massive amounts of taxpayer money under Obamacare, better known as redistribution of wealth, is ‘giving to others’. Yes, she really said that. And she doesn’t understand why this would upset the Tea Party:

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Did You Know That…Informing on Molesters – Not Messirah

July 11, 2011

This is indeed a distraction and WIS will not waste to much cyberspace on this stupidity. I’ll just borrow from the comments on CHI  regarding this matter.

9. Hypocrites wrote:

Yaakov Schwei is guilty of the transgressing on “Lo Taamod Al Dam Reiacha”.

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CHJCC Wants To Know Why The Delay In Mas Hakohol

April 13, 2011

Purim Comes Early For Crown Heights Jewish Community Council Inc.

March 12, 2011

The Purim Shpiel

Disclaimer: This post is purely just for fun, a Pre-Purim gig. After all how can one miss such an opportunity.  Do NOT get distracted with this stupidity, all this stunt was meant to be was another distraction. This post will be onebigcholent of seriousness and fun.

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BRAUNS GONNA PAY FOR MY GAS…

January 16, 2011

Crowning a Nobody: Braun a Danger To Crown Heights

Peter Simonetti Wants To Know: “Did You Miss Me?”

January 1, 2011

After taking  a full week of snow vacation and not showing up to work, Inspector Peter Simonetti of the 71st precinct will be returning and with his return many Crown Heights residents will be receiving a very special orange envelope.

Some of you have already received this orange envelope this morning, New Years day.

Happy New Years!

Peter Simonetti Wants To Know: "Did You Miss Me?"

January 1, 2011

After taking  a full week of snow vacation and not showing up to work, Inspector Peter Simonetti of the 71st precinct will be returning and with his return many Crown Heights residents will be receiving a very special orange envelope.

Some of you have already received this orange envelope this morning, New Years day.

Happy New Years!

Crown Heights ‘Intermentelgavol Affairs’ Guy Chanina Sperlin Goes All Out

December 28, 2010

Chanina Sperlin Goes all out for Crown Heights

Intermentelgavol Affairs guy Chanina Sperlin

What would Crown Heights do without it’s very own Intermentelgavol Affairs guy Chanina Sperlin, who is always ready and willing to go all out using his very special supper Intermentelgavol CONNECTIONS.

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Crown Heights 'Intermentelgavol Affairs' Guy Chanina Sperlin Goes All Out

December 28, 2010

Chanina Sperlin Goes all out for Crown Heights

Intermentelgavol Affairs guy Chanina Sperlin

What would Crown Heights do without it’s very own Intermentelgavol Affairs guy Chanina Sperlin, who is always ready and willing to go all out using his very special supper Intermentelgavol CONNECTIONS.

Chanina Sperlin demonstrated real leadership today by putting all his connections on the line to see to it that Crown Heights streets are clean.

Last year Chanina Sperlin and the Crown Heights Jewish community Council Inc. did the same, by using his Intermentelgavol connections to clean the streets of Crown Heights from those people who drive in those Shomrim Scooters. Chanina Sperlin used all his connections to have the District Attorneys office prosecute the Shomrim Six, a plan which never came to fruition. Well, Chanina Sperlin and the CHJCC, don’t feel bad, it’s the thought that counts, you tried right?.

Chanina Sperlin and the Crown Heights Jewish Community Council Inc. didn’t give up there, they yet again put all their connections on the line to convince the Inspector of the 71st Precinct Peter Simonetti to target Shomrim with everything they got. That to failed, but don’t feel bad, its the thought that counts, you tried.

And now as I look out my window at 11pm and I still see a big mess of snow on my block and not a snow plow in site, I think, hay don’t feel bad, Chanina Sperlin and the CHJCC, we know you tried, we know you did your best and anyways, it’s the thought that really count.

 

Hay look, were on the map, thanks to Chanina Sperlin...Do you think they see us with all this snow covering us?

WIS Initiates New Committee

December 15, 2010

Do to the the high rise in crime and the newly created tension the  CHJCC – Crown Heights Jewish Community Council Inc. has initiated between ‘the scooter people’ and NYPD , WhoIsShmira.com, the official Crown Heights web site has taken the initiative to start a new committee.

My dear neighbors and friends of Crown Heights Introducing…

CHWISFUC – Crown Heights WIS Focusing on Uniting  Committee Inc.

The CHWISFUC first task will be to get all the other committees in the Crown Heights neighborhood together.

The CHWISFUC will be having it’s first meeting to create it’s bylaws and set it’s goals.

The CHWISFUC will return to update the community on it’s accomplishments shortly, about six to seven mounts from now.

Those who want to join and make a difference or simply want to feel like they matter please email us at: whoisshmira@gmail.com

You must have BIG pockets to join!